TOP TEN AWESOME MUAY THAI FIGHTER NICKNAMES

Whether it’s “Pitbull” or “Muay Thai Guy,” a Muay Thai fighter’s nickname is what the fans remember most. Here are our top ten most awesome Muay Thai fighter nicknames. . .


WHAT’S IN A NAME? EVERYTHING.

Marcel the Shell: Guess what I want but I’m not gonna beg for it?

Guy: Uh… what?

Marcel the Shell: A nickname. Because you can’t—you can’t make it for yourself, like you can make yourself a new hairstyle, but you can’t say, “well, now I go by the name of ‘The General’ or whatever…

Guy: If you could have a nickname, what would it be?

Marcel the Shell: Ace.

(If you haven’t seen Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, go watch it. Now.) Anyway, the little crustacean makes a valid point. You can’t just go out and give yourself a nickname.

I was asked to make a list of my top ten favorite Muay Thai fighter nicknames. Funny thing, is I have been trying to figure out mine for a while now. While friends of mine have had plenty of suggestions (Killer Kale, Violence, Watch Out, Ninja Turtle – they just kept getting better), I went to work researching fighters and their nicknames.

I found some pretty badass ones and some to be… pretty absurd. Personally I think the crazier the nickname, the more intimidating the fighter! (Looking at you, Andre “Touchy” Fili!)

M16? Who wants to fight someone with an assault rifle for a nickname? Purple People Eater? What? Huh? I’m not even sure what that means. I had to Urban Dictionary it and that definition doesn’t make sense either! Either way, it’s intimidating.

So here they are – in no particular, my top ten fighter nicknames:


“DON’T WORRY – THERE AREN’T ANY PITBULLS.’ THAT’S A DIFFERENT LIST.”

Justin “Purple People Eater” Greskiewicz. (Image credited to Stay Fly! Muay Thai. http://www.stayflymuaythai.com)

(Note: These are all equally awesome and way cooler than “Killer Kale.”)

#1: Noom “Woodenman”Chaiyasen

(aka. Jongsanan) His skin is so tough that he transcends his humanity to become a man made of iron-bark. “Woodenman” sounds like a monster that lives under your bed (and you’d really prefer it didn’t.)

#2: “Smokin” Jo Nattawut

He leaves his opponents in the dust. Enough said.

#3: Kevin “Soul Assassin”Ross

I mean… need I say more? Soul. Assassin. He’s literally snatchin’ souls.

#4: Tiffany “Timebomb”VanSoest

When she goes off, there’s no time to run for cover. You’re done for.

#5: Iman “Pretty Killer” Barlow

You might think you look good when you step into the ring, but Iman will make sure that when you leave, you won’t be so pretty anymore.

#6: “The Gunslinger” John Wayne Parr

A moniker that elicits Western imagery – dusty old towns, shootouts at high noon, justice issued by fearless lawmen. A proper nickname for a legendary nak muay.

#7: Justin “Purple People Eater”Greskiewicz

I’m at a loss here. I don’t know where this nickname came from or why, but it sounds crazy. I like crazy.

#8: Ramon “The Turbine From Hell” Dekkers

Fighting anything from hell doesn’t sound like a good time, let alone a spinning, bladed machine.

#9: Angela “Overkill” Hill

There’s something so innocent and non-terrifying about a nickname that rhymes. I think that’s an advantage for Angela.

#10: Germaine “The Iron Lady” de Randamie

Not exactly “Iron” in her latest outings in the UFC, de Randamie may bear the coolest nickname among female MMA fighters. Power and grace, durability and femininity – all in one nickname.

Did we miss anyone? Who do you think has the most badass nickname in the game? 


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Jillian Bosserdet
Jillian is a seasoned nak muay and a trainer. She also works for Tampa Muay Thai, handling membership relations and wearing hats for the party planner, event maker, question handler, and social media guru. She is a big fan of kale and peanut butter. As any good Florida girl does, she loves the sunshine and anything outdoors.







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